Score: 10

"Once Again, Well Done"

submission: Exmortis 2

date: July 2, 2009

Macabre, unsettling, and very well-made. Another great game, though I liked the first better.

I'm confused on what went down in the house, though.You mention the sacrifice of five again and say five are killed by the gun. Zoe, Daniel, and Joe were obviously killed by ExMortis(before or after those who are shot?). Claire, Anna, and the narrator are clearly killed by the gun, as is the player, but who is the fifth? Am I missing someone? Whose blood is in the bathroom? And why are there three kids in the one room, when the book mentions only two?

Score: 0

"Really?"

submission: The Horror at Red Hook

date: June 28, 2009

First things first, I suppose. This may be the worst movies I've ever seen that passed the Portal. It had no redeeming qualities and no humor. It is fine with me if you want to produce this sort of movie, BUT to disgrace the name of Lovecraft and his work by tacking on the title of one of his better stories to this monstrosity is unforgivable. Cthulhu Fhtagn!

Score: 10

"Zeeky Boogy Doog"

submission: The Matrix Still Has You

date: November 30, 2008

Another amazing collab. Not quite as good as the original, but still hilarious. And don't let's forget the greatest easter egg of all time. DE-DE-DE-DEDE-DE!

Score: 7

"At least you took the high road..."

submission: Never Woke Up

date: August 11, 2008

Wow. The entire time, I was on edge waiting for the inevitable scare. What with the small text to make you look close at the screen and the quiet audio to make you turn it up, I was almost sure this was a screamer. But the scare never came. I suppose that would've cheapened it though.

Score: 6

"A Flash Rick Roll? Unbelievable..."

submission: The Egoraptor Tribute!

date: June 21, 2008

As a Egoraptor fan, I'd say this is a decent compilation picture. Middle of the road six.

Score: 4

"Such a letdown..."

submission: Pyromance

date: October 4, 2006

I wanted to like this movie, really, I did. The description sounded innovative and amazing...too bad it had nothing too do with the movie.

Score: 10

"Best. Flash. Ever."

submission: Decline of Video Gaming 3

date: September 28, 2006

I have always been a Flash Bros fan. When this movie came out, I watched it 6 times in the first 4 days. It is without a doubt the best flash animation ever and I'm not sure why it took me this long to make a review. Good work, Dim.

Score: 7

"Not bad at all"

submission: Pulp Fiction v3

date: July 29, 2006

Pretty good movie. Then again, i am a massive Tarantino fan and love Pulp Fiction, so if it were a crappy loop of travolta dancing, i would've still liked it.